Home Alone Binge

I'm not the only one who binges before they start a diet,right?

I remember before I went gluten-free (both time) I went out and ate massive amounts of carb-y,wheat-y breads.

But tonight I'm battling super-boredom (being at home alone) and  the worst flu of all time!

 Looks like a legit soothing home remedy for my cough and sore throat.


So because Im feeling bored and fat. (I haven't worked out aaalll week)
I'm going to self medicate with food.

Paleo diet coming soon...
Carb Bingeing

I dance like Ive got diamonds...Oh who am I kidding?

Pole Fitness!

I am an awkward dancer

Im pretty sure Martha  is sexier than me.

I don't seem to have much rhythm and Im certainly not that sexy. 

But surprisingly though I feel sexy.
Maybe its all the dim lighting and flashing lights.
But its probably the shoes.

 I have been doing pole dancing for about a month now. Ive tried static pole (where  you move around the pole) and spin pole (the pole spins). I love them both.

The best part is I can actually see my fitness improve immensely. My mood is better and my ass is tighter.
(yeah, I said that. Bounce a quarter tight. ok not really)
What more can a girl need? 

   Maybe a pole at home?